Taking the Piss
Of all the recent changes and additions to Navire’s wardrobe, the most popular has been the self-bailing, auto-cleaning, portable urinal. This nifty device, useable by all sexes, allows bladder voiding without leaving the cockpit. Further, and more importantly, its use avoids the risk of the time-honoured lee-rail option which has given us the sobering statistic that more bodies are recovered from the sea with their flies open than zipped.
This clever innovation is purpose built and constructed of high-density polyethylene. It features an easy grip handle and cutaway aperture that will easily accommodate all urethra configurations.
The portable urinal is available in one and two litre models from any corner dairy for just a few dollars and may even be obtained free, as was ours, from the plastics recycling bin of most rubbish collection sites.
Surely an item no vessel should be without.